So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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