dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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