You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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