got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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