i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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