I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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