That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We had sex on a dog bed..
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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