sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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