Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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