No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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