I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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