brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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