i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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