with your own penis?
My friends, they love my intelligence
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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