So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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