How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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