Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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