You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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