Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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