Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
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I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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