ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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