She's JV to your varsity
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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