hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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