ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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