God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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