It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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