These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
either way he was missing a nipple.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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