If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Four minutes until I can fart!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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