You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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