He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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