I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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