no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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