Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
it's great music for shaving your balls
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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