Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
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In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Who died my cat blue again?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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