I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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