this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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