She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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