Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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