it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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