And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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