Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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