i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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