Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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