HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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