the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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