it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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