his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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