I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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