Quick, to the slutcave!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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