Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Never let your siblings swipe right.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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