Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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