Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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